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Chris Brown dances around in his new commercial for Wrigley’s Doublemint Gum. The song you hear in the background is “Forever” which is currently at #3 in the Billboard charts.

‘Nuff said. LOLz.

It is never the type of news you’d like to tell, but it’s not something you have to be blind about either. (I wish I can just tease Ryan Seacrest all the time…)

Christina Applegate the 36 year old former star of Married With Children had been diagnosed with breast cancer. The breather is that it’s in the early stages and she’s expected to have a full recovery. Hope for the best.

The idol runner up has always released an album before the winner does. I’m not entirely sure if it’s the marketing aspect of it all, or that the runner up just get to work quicker after their done. Barely months after David Archuleta kembotted his way out of American Idol, he is back with the song “Crush.”

I found this very funny report on the web about your homegirl Ryan Seacrest being bitten by a shark. And while a greater part of myself is relieved that he’s ok and wants to believe that all he’s saying is true and that it’s not a publicity stunt, an even greater part of that inner self wants to applaud the fact that the story made its way to the Associated Press.

A round of applause for Mr. Ryan Seacrest!

As far as other speculations:

1. It’s Shark Week in the discovery channel.
2. Ryan Seacrest was bitten a fish, and he thought it was a shark.
3. Ryan Seacrest was attacked by a starfish, and he thought it was a shark.
4. Ryan Seacrest had a sunburn, and he thought it was a shark.
5. The salty water irritated his skin, and he thought it was a shark.
6. A euphemism for Simon Cowell.. as the shark.
7. A euphemism for Kathy Griffin.. as the shark.
8. The media had no other news to tell. And so Ryan Seacrest being bitten by a shark sounded good enough to get newspapers sold

Anyway, stay tuned for my next article - Jimmy Kimmel drinks with Sasquatch.

As of this writing, it’s already been spilled all over the news that Lindsay Lohan was hit by motorcycle yesterday midnight. We’d like to straighten out some misconceptions about the incident:

1. No, Lindsay Lohan isn’t dead yet.
2. No, Lindsay Lohan wasn’t drunk, drugged or intoxicated it happened.
3. No, Lindsay Lohan wasn’t hit by a truck. That’s Shia LaBeouf’s accident which also happening yesterday.
4. No, Lindsay Lohan wasn’t hurt or injured. She checked out at 4am
5. No, Lindsay Lohan didn’t kill the driver of that motorcycle.
6. No, Kathy Griffin wasn’t driving the bike.

I had already made my case about how Shia La Beouf always gets himself into trouble - and not just your random teen troubles, this dude somehow always manages to get arrested. Just like this morning…

AP Reports:

The “Indiana Jones” star was the driver of a vehicle that was involved in a 3 a.m. collision in Hollywood, Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Sgt. Scott Wolf said.

“It was immediately apparent to officers responding on the scene that LaBeouf was intoxicated and he was subsequently placed under arrest,” Wolf said.

Dont you just miss him when he was so harmless…

The news had recently been filled with reports about Megan Fox being told to gain weight for a movie. Angelina Jolie is now being told to do that as well.

Now, it’s one thing to tell a Megan Fox to gain weight for the Transformers movie. While she didn’t look anywhere near anorexic, she admittedly was too thin in the first movie. But Angelina Jolie isn’t thin at all, and for her to be told to gain weight for the Thomas Crown Affair sequel just doesn’t sound right.

“Ideally they want Angelina to put on two stone for the role. It is going to be very physically demanding, which is why they want her to carry the extra weight. “They don’t want a reprise of what happened with Wanted, where she was fainting and they had to take her costumes in. Source

Rest on Perez Hilton to rouse the Miley Cyrus fans - a billion of them - by calling her a “slut” and a “bitch.” It did not take long for people to swarm Perez’s page to inform him of how out dated his gossip was.

Perez Hilton said that Miley Cyrus and her BFF Mandy made fun of fellow Disney artists Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato because of Nick Jonas.

Anyway, I caught this video on YouTube regarding this issue and it had already gotten over 50,000 view in less than 24 hours. Miley Cyrus apologized and said that they were just trying to be funny imitating Selena and Demi.